We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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