i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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