My sheets look like a crime scene.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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