Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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