you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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