let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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