okay pat passed out under dana's car
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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