so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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