i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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