i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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