He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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