I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
i think im in europe. pls send help
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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