Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
What a dumb baby whore.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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