three words: i give head
three words: not that well
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
this will be a night to untag.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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