Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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