I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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