Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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