How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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