No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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