People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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