I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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