Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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