He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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