I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You ate ashes out of my bong
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Randomize
