By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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