Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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