you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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