Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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