i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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