a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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