I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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