In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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