I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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