It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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