Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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