She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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