...so i touched it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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