i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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