So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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