Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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