She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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