I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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