Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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