is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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