is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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