No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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