She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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