Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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