im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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