If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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