Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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