tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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