dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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