me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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