Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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