I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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