i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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