fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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