there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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