dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize